⚠️ ANTI-VIBE CODING COALITION
YOU WOULDN'T VIBE CODE A CAR
PROPER ENGINEERING
VIBE ENGINEERING
DON'T LET THIS BE YOUR CODEBASE
THE DANGERS OF VIBE CODING
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PRODUCTION CRASHES AT 3AM
Untested code deployed on Friday afternoon
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TECHNICAL DEBT ACCUMULATION
Quick fixes that lasted 3 years
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JUNIOR DEVELOPERS LEARNING BAD HABITS
The next generation is at risk
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SPAGHETTI CODE PROLIFERATION
Unreadable, unmaintainable chaos
GLOBAL VIBE CODING STATISTICS
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Lives ruined by vibe coding
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Lines written without tests
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Merge conflicts caused
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Vibe coders reported today
APPROVED DEVELOPMENT METHODS
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TDD CERTIFIED
Test Driven Development - The only way
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CLEAN CODE
Uncle Bob approved practices only
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REFORMED CODER
Successfully rehabilitated from vibes